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[Apr. 3rd, 2008|08:44 pm] |
Q: How many Riot Grrls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5. 1 to change to lightbulb and 4 to write a zine about it...
Q: How many Straight Edges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they won't screw anything
Q: How many Rudeboys does it take to screw in e a lightbulb?
A: 4. 1 to drop it, and 3 to "Pick It Up! Pick It Up! Pick
It Up!"
Q: How do you get a Punk out of a bathtub?
A: Turn on the water.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two--one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Q: How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: punks can't change a thing.
Q: What does a vegan zombie eat?
A: GRAINNNNSSSS
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|12:31 am] |
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"...see the whole thing is a world full of rucksack wanderers, Dharma Bums refusing to subscribe to the general demand that they consumer production and therefore have to work for the privilege of consuming, all the crap they didn't really want anyway such as refrigerators, TV sets, cars, at least new fancy cars, certain hair oils and deodorants and general junk you finally always see a week later in the garbage anyway, all of them imprison in a system of work produce, consume, work, produce, consume, I see a vision of a great rucksack revolution thousands or even millions of young American's wandering around with rucksacks, going to to the mountains to pray, making children laugh and old men glad, making young girls happy and old girls happier, all of 'em Zen Lunatics who go about writing poems that happen to appear in their heads for no reason and also by being kind and also by strange unexpected acts keep giving vision of eternal freedom to everyone and all living creatures..." |
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